Title: lying by omission isn't really lying at all (but it certainly makes you feel just as shitty)
Characters/Pairings: Sam, slight Dean, slight Sam/Jess
Rating: G
Summary: Sam hates lying about his father's job, even at six years old.

( When Sammy's first grade teacher asked him where his father worked, he hesitated before answering. )

Title: As Useful as Boobs on a Man
Characters: Dean, Sam
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: SPN is not mine.
Note: Minor spoiler for 1.16 ("Shadow").

( 'No offense, but your alarm's about as useful as boobs on a man.' )